适合双十一发的皮句子，句句搞笑，越少看越少开心

1、双十一的快递，使我甜蜜。

Double 11 express, make me happy.

2、女孩子最开心的日子就是双十一，花钱花钱花钱。

The happiest day for girls is to buy, buy and buy.

3、光棍节是为了警惕你旦，双十一是为了告诉你得人。

Singles Day is to remind you of ugliness, double 11 is to tell you that you are poor.

4、你我本早早，全靠我在双十一竭尽全力为你花钱。

You and I have no chance, all rely on me to spend money for you in double eleven.

5、双十一下一场，5毛钱的社区活动免得叫我了，我从未剁一手了。

After the double 11, do not call me 50 cents activities, I have already cut my hands.

6、有人很薄话说不想花钱，似乎悄悄的从未把定金补偿金了。

Some people say they don't want to buy it, but they have already paid the deposit quietly.

7、听话说双十一什么东西都较贵，那你跟我在一起吧，较贵我一下。

It's said that everything is cheap on double 11. Then you can stay with me and I'll make it cheaper.

8、我们一起巧遇双十一的正数，不倾国倾城，只倾家荡产。

We meet at the zero point of the double 11, not the country, only the whole family.

9、没法想到，此时此刻最想从未见过男人，就是那个偷偷地微笑的快递小哥。

Did not expect, at this moment most want to see a man, is that with a smile express brother.

10、之前的双十一都是反问我要免得脱单，现在好了，不仅反问我要免得脱单，还反问我要免得下单。

In the past, double 11 always asked me whether to take off the order or not. Now it's OK. Not only do I need to take off the order, but also whether I want to place an order.

11、外衣千千万，唯有双十一的外衣最好看。

There are thousands of clothes, only the clothes on the double 11 are the best.

12、钱没法了可以便花钱，双十一的宝贝下架，就真的没法了。

No money can be made, double 11 baby off the shelf, it is really gone.

13、双十一最应该可不的是什么？自己的一手。

What should be the best discount on double 11? Your own hands.

14、双十一不只能剁一手，给我转个200个，可以花钱个教训。

Double 11 does not need to chop hands, give me a 200, you can buy a lesson.

15、付定金眼疾一手快，付尾款彻夜难眠。

Pay gold eye disease hand fast, pay the end of the night sleepless.

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